John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
LMFAO. YES!!! Couldn’t be more perfect! Haha!
NYC color photography of Ruth Orkin c. 1950s (via)
Just the way that it should be.
I’m always here for you guys too xxxx
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
#i want to be wearing that last one when i kiss the forehead of the patriarchy as i crush it to the ground (via enjoltaiire)
Man, me too.
Tink and Peter go on an adventure